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climaxless life 

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
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no life syndrome 

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt
That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome
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ugg life 

An avid wearer of ugg shoes

One who wears uggs on a daily basis
What you know about that ugg life?
If you have a closet full of uggs.....you live the ugg life!
ugg life by scoob408 December 27, 2014

Thug Life Badge 

A type of badge you get for doing something stupid or rude.
I just got a thug life badge for doing stupid & rude.

Bad Life Choices 

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
Bad Life Choices by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016
An almighty uterus gang comprised of 2 or more members.
I didn't chose through cunt life, the cunt life chose me.

IGTMF Life

When someone is about that "I Got this Mother Fucker" Life.
(A person who likes dealing with things themselves)

When someone gives too many fucks about life
"I'm all about that IGTMF lIfe" Hannah says,

"So, you don't need any help with your life?"

"No, I do. I just want to deal with it myself!"
IGTMF Life by Thisisthe February 12, 2017