I'm drinking water while drowning 

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

I'm drinking water while drowning by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 7, 2021

DIY Swamp Water

the water in the toilet after a liquid bowel movement.

jarold: HEY TEDDY!!!
Teddy: WHAT!!!
Jarold: GO GRAB THE MASON JAR I JUST MADE SOME DIY SWAMP WATER!!!

DIY Swamp Water by UncleMoe6969 July 5, 2021

it's fucken water 

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

it's fucken water by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

Drinking poisoned water 

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

Drinking poisoned water by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

drinking muddy water 

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

drinking muddy water by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

If the ice water ice water the don’t 

dont the ice the ice the dont water ice the the

Person 1: If the ice water ice water the don’t
Person 2: what

If the ice water ice water the don’t by Scarquess November 1, 2022

Kirkland Purified Water 

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls

Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

Kirkland Purified Water by βαρίδι November 21, 2022