Tophen 

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

Tophen by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011

Topgrading 

The mid-coital act of assessing a woman's performance, while she is engaged in the cowgirl position.

"I was getting close to busting a nut, but she got pissed off when I topgraded her, and she stormed out."

"My pregnant wife always cries, when I start topgrading her, yet she wants me to be more open with my feelings - and what just started to happen there, didn't FEEL as good as when my girlfriend does it."

Topgrading by PhiliD May 4, 2013

Topgrading 

When a lower bunkmate masturbates to the intercourse occurring on the bed above him, and tries to hit the above mattress with his spunk.

"Brad never gets laid, but I often hear him topgrading down there, while I fuck my girlfriend.

Topgrading by PhiliD May 4, 2013

topless shock syndrome 

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

topless shock syndrome by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

topdazailover 

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml

P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop

topdazailover by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022

Toppenheimer 

Toppenheimer is when you get top from a girl whilst watching the movie Oppenheimer.

“I was at the movies the other week and my mates girlfriend gave some Toppenheimer”

Toppenheimer by Goblinhunter July 30, 2023