Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Taint nibbler

Someone who loves to nibble on the hairs between the balls and ass.

Damn your such a good taint nibbler.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Taint

For Men: It "taint" your asshole or your balls, it's the skin in between.
For the Ladies: It "taint" your asshole and vagina, it the skin in between .

Daughter, "I pulled a muscle."
Mom, "What did you pull?"
Daughter, "That area between your asshole and vagina. "
Mother, "Your taint!"
Daughter, "Ohhh, that makes sense."

by Trucker Mel September 21, 2016

taint berries

little balls of lint from your underwear that collect on your taint (skin between your balls and ass hole)

WOW look at all the taint berries I have!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.

by BIKES April 25, 2006

Taint Scraper

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.

That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!

by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005

taint cheese

A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.

Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.

Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.

Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!

Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!

by Goodie June 9, 2005