salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

salamandering

The squirming motion and reluctance to be touched or even spoken to, that a female exhibits after she has climaxed. Only exhibited by quiet cummers, and accompanied by psychobabble.

dude 1: you should have seen how i made that chick come last night.

dude 2: for real? what did she do?

dude 1: bitch started psychobabbling sooon as she came, i had her salamandering like an electrocuted snake son.

dude 2: word?! she a freak fo sho!!

by sly fox and the coon June 29, 2011

White Salmon

A crystalline tropane alkaloid also known as cocaine. The derivation of "white salmon" coming from the idea that those that use cocaine tend to have runny noses. In inhaling the white powder, one can image the powder going upstream against the flow of the runny nose....as salmon do. Convoluted? Perhaps. Ingenious? Quite.

1. In the end, Henry Hill's downfall as a mobster is undoubtedly attributed to his involvement in the trafficking and usage of the white salmon.

2. Crack is wack. White salmon is the SHIT.

by M. Schneider December 24, 2007

Salmoning

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

by hty912064 April 17, 2010

wet salmon

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.

"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."

by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008