cum raker

Noun. A man who collects semen for use on sandwitches and small biscuits to be consumed at cocktail parties.

"Hey John, that cum raker just stole my cum!! He ran of carrying a small box of rivita!"

by Day_tomo November 07, 2007

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 07, 2007