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gut locker 

a door in which behind lies ones innards. In laymens terms a vagina.
Jim- Did you chill with that skank last night?

Bob- Yeah I shot my load in her gut locker.
gut locker by Rich4445 January 26, 2006

Locker Room of the Super Bowl 

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

locker room 

Room in which high school kids change for gym classes. Usually contain a large open area with benches to change, along with a number of lockers, urinals and showers.

These are usually very embarassing places to be, as everyone has to strip down in front of their friends, with no place for privacy. Expect tons of pantsing and insults about one's body.

Even worse are swim class locker rooms, in which full nudity is much more common, and the showers are more likely to be used. Avoid getting random boners at all costs!
Kyle dreaded entering the school locker room. He always felt so awkward stripping in front of the other kids.

The room consisted of a largely open space with three long benches down the middle. On either side of the room were a number of lockers, and on the back wall were the urinals. In a little hall stretching out from the urinals were the showers, which consisted of ten showerheads positioned above small drains in the floor.

Kyle placed his bag on the first bench and sat down, looking around as he took off his shoes. The other two benches were pretty crowded, and there was one guy with his shorts around his ankles, humping the bench. Some other kids were laughing as they pulled on their shirts, getting up to leave for the gym.

Kyle pulled off his shirt and balled it up, then headed for the lockers on the left side of the room. There were three guys standing by these lockers. Two were shirtless, while one was just in his plaid boxers. They were arguing over something, and the one in his plaids pushed another against the locker, screaming in his face.

Kyle opened a locker and threw his shirt in, then dropped his jeans and tossed them in too. He felt horribly exposed in his boxer briefs, and went back across the room to the urinals.
locker room by Hornyguy2 November 11, 2009

Locker Jockey 

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
Locker Jockey by Apollo83 July 5, 2019

clit on lockdown 

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!
So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !
clit on lockdown by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
messed up like got caught for some shit
damn that nigga lacked
Lacked by torontomans October 24, 2018