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Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!
Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!
by Sam M. October 29, 2005
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Kaepernicked

Is a person who had the world by the balls and ruined themselves by taking a stance over the improper use of symbols to interject their views.
Senator Warren Kaepernicked herself when she claimed she was Native American and her DNA test was a complete Fail!
by TJ1394 July 5, 2019
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Kaepernixed

“Kaepernixed” to be blacklisted and kept out of a job due to childish, ninny-footed, inflammatory conduct that becomes detrimental to The completion of the task at hand”
Oh man, bill had better watch his disruptive behavior. At this point, he is in danger of getting kaepernixed by management
by Little donkey September 7, 2019
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Kaepernicked

A person who has been fired or ostracized for unpopular political views. Deriving from the NFL football player Colin Kaepernick who took a public stand against police brutality and was later unable to be signed to continue as a player.
That company that was boycotted for it's post about the election really got Kaepernicked.
by worldleaderpretend June 25, 2020
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kaeperniked

When you give up your well paying chosen vocation to take a stand (or a knee) to make a statement about the injustices you see.
Bro, the tight end just got kaeperniked, they cut him from team after he took a knee during the National Anthem.
by Papa Boz August 12, 2021
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Being a Kaepernick

Man, he's being a Kaepernick, he grew up in the nicest neighborhood, but is bitching he grew up oppressed.
by MotherGoose333 July 22, 2020
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Kasperentina

NHL Hockey Player
Defenceman, #6
New York Rangers
Born: Elektrenai, USSR
Birthdate: 10/16/18
*note- you must know Mr Gauthier to comprehend
"This weekend, I drove my electra to Robins Italian Restaurant and then watched Darius Kasperentina score dat goal"
by Sore Feet December 14, 2004
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