horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

horse's ass by cornholio October 9, 2003

horse eye 

To slyly check someone out by moving the eyes sharply to the side, but without moving the head.

Dude, I must look hot today...that guy just totally gave me the horse eye as we walked past!

horse eye by shmelody December 27, 2007

horse cum 

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

horse cum by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

Horse Armor 

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

Horse Armor by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

horse face 

a word that is given to a lot of people or celebs just simply as an exaggeration, because someone has a slightly long or evan oval shaped face/big teeth/buck teeth/gummy teeth or a goofy smile (probably about half the population then) loads of celebs out there from eva longoria to christina aguilera, prince william or leona lewis have been called a horse. i don't think they are considered ugly to most people, nor are horses themselves.

'that person has a horse face'.

horse face by thyfhyof January 20, 2008

Horse trick 

When you do something sneakily.

Man, girl, u pulled a horse trick!

Horse trick by J-Whale February 18, 2009

horse puckey cat 

A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/

Piss you!!! My f'in cat is a true horse puckey cat if ever there was one!!!

horse puckey cat by Telephony April 24, 2015