Guff

Weed of Poor Quality

Put That GUFF OUT, & Rool Dat Kill Doe Like!! Naw I'm Cool Cuz, That Shit Some GUFF!!

by Da Militia February 25, 2008

Guff

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.

David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

Gruff

The worst adjective possible to describe someone or something. There is no other word that is worse than gruff except for gruff itself!

Isabella is gruff.

by Swag_Master69 January 10, 2014

guff

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009

Guffoon

One who titters at new, illuminating material that may be cool and interesting but is also too long to read or watch.

Guffoon...

X: its kind of interesting homo
Y: i doubt it
Y: tl;dr
X: god you are badass

by MelvinBellman April 8, 2008

Guff

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

by mcfcvince July 28, 2008

Guffer

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006