10 definitions by pussy cruncher

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A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.
Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.
by pussy cruncher August 26, 2011
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Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.
Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.
by pussy cruncher January 04, 2012
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A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.
Luke Parry was ruched to the hospital after a Butt Surge gone wrong.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.
My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 04, 2012
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When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.
Herbert Finkle was incredibly pleased after he performed his first Italian Taco.
by pussy cruncher August 11, 2011
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