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Guffrontery 

The reaction to a particularly loud or disgusting fart or shart, especially on a packed tube train when female passengers have to use coat lapels as a makeshift gas mask. Look as proud as a man cradling his first born son.
His neighbours guffrontery at his long loud shart was a sight to behold, nothing less than biblical.
Guffrontery by Dogburster December 22, 2018
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Cohens description for hope the bfg (big flipping gufoon)
Reyt she’s a big flipping gufoon her
gufoon by Quonker May 27, 2020
A baffoon who constantly make speaking gaffs everytime they open their mouth.
Everytime he appears in public and opens his mouth, he makes an idiot out of himself. He's such a gaffoon.
gaffoon by thegardengnome April 21, 2010

guffmonkey 

An individual who spouts utter bollocks all day long, but does it in a way that's marginally funny. They generally have no idea that they are full of shit. They're just stupid.
Tom's an absolute guffmonkey.
guffmonkey by Greedyjames May 24, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026