Filthy Ramirez 

Cousin to the famed Dirty Sanchez, this excrement mustache is composed of diarrhea for a fashionable, modern look. Having liquid properties, the mustache tends to flow around the edges of the lips, the leaks creating a nice handlebar stache.

I Filthy Ramirez'd Julie last night and my stache resembled Paco's!

Filthy Ramirez by Van der Bisch April 4, 2011

Filthy Wentworth 

Similar to the Filthy Sanchez, but instead of giving her a moustache across her upper lip, you smear your finger across her teeth and gums

Jeff loved giving his girlfriend the Filthy Wentworth

Filthy Wentworth by C-Note Johnson December 21, 2008

Filthy Friday 

Not showering on Friday morning (or Thursday night) due to laziness brought on by excessive alcohol consumption. Such an action leaves one smelling less-than-perfect all day long on Friday, necessitating an all-too-brief wash-down after work or school before the nightly cycle of drinking begins anew.

I was going to meet Becky right after work, but I had some Filthy Friday action going on, and didn't want to meet her wearing the same outfit as last night.

Filthy Friday by RoboNasty March 10, 2009

Filthy turban 

The tissue paper stuck to the glans, post wank wiping.

Jessie was ready to blow me, until she saw the filthy turban from my showman's wank.

Filthy turban by Captain Tappy April 27, 2010

Filthy Verbosity 

Refers to a manner of speaking in which the speaker/writer discusses ideas or uses words of a more intelligent variety while at the same time splicing in some fucking expletives to make the talk livelier and more accessible. The style was pioneered by comedians like the late great George Carlin.

Can you believe that fucking Nietzche? I mean, his existentialist philosophy negates the idea of a God while at the same time purporting that there must be some sort of shitty meaning or something to life. Like, fuck.

^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.

Filthy Verbosity by socialtheoristdouchebag March 18, 2011

filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag 

Someone who makes dumbass comments about shit they dont know anything about; the thing you call someone when your mind is so flustered that you scream the first atrocious thing that comes to mind.

I was so pissed I just didnt know what to say, "Jimmy, stop being such a filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag!"

filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag by McDabbs March 6, 2015

Filthy Wilson

A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.

Let’s go back to your place after volleyball practice so I can give you a Filthy Wilson

Filthy Wilson by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021