Definitions by ManleyGreaseMissile

Rag hag 

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.

Rag hag by ManleyGreaseMissile June 11, 2022

Rag hag 

When it’s that time of the month and she’s acting like a crazy bitch.

She’s on her period and not acting cool at all. That Summer is a real rag hag

Rag hag by ManleyGreaseMissile March 17, 2022

lightened my load 

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

lightened my load by ManleyGreaseMissile June 16, 2021

Super soft 

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work

The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.

Super soft by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021

Grease missile 

A penis at maximum tumescence well lubricated with sex juices.

He pulled out his throbbing grease missile while in the act of giving her a filthy Wilson.

Grease missile by ManleyGreaseMissile May 25, 2021

Filthy Wilson

A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.

Let’s go back to your place after volleyball practice so I can give you a Filthy Wilson

Filthy Wilson by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021

Freudian nip slip 

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

Freudian nip slip by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021