Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

do a nomi

To make off with a shed load of cash when you say you wouldn't then only after getting called out by the entire world to only go and give it all back thus getting both your reputation and bank balance rekt in a single act of dithering.

Google sushiswap and chef nomi for more info.

Oh my god he's only gone and done a nomi on us!

Hey chad - are you gonna do a nomi?

When rugpull? Don't do a nomi plz.

by cryptocloaker September 12, 2020

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

Do a Figo on it

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.

What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?

by Monstrous 69 May 26, 2021

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

do a bongbong

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.

Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.

by JoQo January 28, 2022

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022