bert girl

a girl that you could go to jail for touching

if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face

by big boned September 29, 2012

beertiful

The level of quality done by spouse in completion of a disliked task or choir that is worthy of a six pack.

" Wow Honey! You did a beertiful job cleaning the bathroom!"

by Galifreyian January 1, 2014

bert reynolds

Makin the ladies of the 80s just tremble

Bert Reynolds makes the ladies of the 80s tremble.

by Tyronethefriendlynig February 23, 2014

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

berthelson

Skinny, slimy weasel, who works his hardest to fuck over everyone under him. Married yet sleeps with all he can find. Progresses through life by living on his knees and loves every second of it.

Ther goes berthelson, running to chief again.

by iamKnan March 24, 2016

beerticular

when your particular about what beers you like, don't like and drink.

Violets really beerticular about her IPA's.

by HopLips September 12, 2016

bertaly

Bertaly is an amazing kindhearted, sweet smart funny person. She is always there when you may need her and is always someone you can count on for advice. But just because she looks cute doesn’t mean she’s dangerous watch out because Bertaly can sometimes be dangerous at hitting people....Anyways if you ever find a Bertaly she’s different and will love you in a different way than other people do she goes over the top sometimes but is still amazing. If you ever have her as a girlfriend you are so lucky because she’ll try anything to make you happy and will always be by your side and loyal. A Bertaly is rare though so if you do have one your really lucky.

Person: We should surprise Bertaly!
Me: NO WAY SHE’LL ATTACK ME!
Person: Jumps on Bertaly like a hug

Bertaly: Elbows person...oops

Me: Told you so

by Potato Friend o February 22, 2019