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berthelson 

Skinny, slimy weasel, who works his hardest to fuck over everyone under him. Married yet sleeps with all he can find. Progresses through life by living on his knees and loves every second of it.
Ther goes berthelson, running to chief again.
berthelson by iamKnan March 24, 2016
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Berthelsen 

An absolute alpha last name, anyone with this name could absolutely Destroy you with their pinkie, don’t even try fight a Berthelsen. Berthelsen is a name originated from the Vikings, explaining why there so strong and handsome.
Mr. Berthelsen is a king, a god, more powerful then the universe
Berthelsen by Phile madickie April 10, 2022

bergelson 

The one dude that’s broke and gets no bitches
Look at that Bergelson, he’s going to be alone forever
bergelson by Stone2244 July 24, 2023

Joseph Morgan Berthels 

Haha my name go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Joseph Morgan Berthels go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bertelsen 

a guy who likes to cut his hair in the middel all day long. he listens to hardcore nigga blood rap all day and all night. and his first name starts with "V"
he is such a bertelsen
OMG, look at that bertelsen
bertelsen by anime midget mar chine February 8, 2019

Bertelsen 

A woman who looks and acts like a man.
Don’t be such a bertelsen it’s not very lady like
Bertelsen by Chotch_mafia February 7, 2023

Aubrianna Bartelson 

Someone who is very nice but is on pause

Kane wants Aubri to get of pause
Aubrianna Bartelson Get of paused
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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