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Beernoculars 

This term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of Beer Goggles. In which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.

"You were sporting some major Beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!"
Beernoculars by grittz November 18, 2007

beasticular

An adjective for being awesome at a certain verb.
I know how beasticular he is at skateboarding but I think I can beat him.
beasticular by Zach October 15, 2003

bresticularly inclined 

the trait of a female having large breasts which are often the object of a young man's perversion.
Sarah's personality is best described as bresticularly inclined, due to her large protruding breasts.

bresticularly inclined 

the trait of a female having large breasts which are often the object of a young man's perversion.
jennifer's personality is best described as bresticularly inclined due to her large protruding breasts

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026