Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.

Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.

by sean sultan May 17, 2011

Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.

Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird

hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.

by rhaj100 January 7, 2017

Whackmail

To catch somebody masturbating and use it as leverage against them to obtain information, services , or financial gain.

Verb-Sheila whackmailed Tom into buying her a wool sweater.
Noun-Sheila used whackmail to force Tom into buying her a leather purse.

by Tommy Shenanigans May 24, 2017

Whackass

The action of someone swinging an ass bat to spank some brat kid's ass, which causes the brat to have bat ass.

Johnny got a case of bat ass when Mr. Jones used his favorite ass bat to play whackass on Johnny's ass.

by Haldee July 19, 2017

Whack Happy

Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.

Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

resi whack

taking a hit of weed resin.

"yo man, let me scrape your pipe and resi whack that shit"
"Chill Fiend!"

by Toke420 March 31, 2009