tehachapi

the shittiest town on the planet. the STD vagina of the world.

hicks are from tehachapi.

by B00gErrrz February 5, 2008

tehar

a word used in place of ha or laughing.
Only used for cool san diegans

not cool person: your not cool
COOL person: tehar tehar
not cool person: what the heck is tehar?????
cool person: and your calling me not cool tehar!
not cool person: WHAAAAAA

by HOTDOG101 October 4, 2005

Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )

When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.

Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!

by jklasfhuiagieug April 6, 2009

cock tease

Evil whore who flirts with you a lot and manages to fleece you like a sheep for everything you are worth in a false anticipation that you will gain mindblowing sex in exchange for what you do. Well, the end result is that she gets what she ants and you get fucked in the figurative sense and must go back to the old threesome of me, myself, and I.

That girl is such a cocktease. I gave her a gold necklace and she took my heart. THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 24, 2003

cock tease band

Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.

Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!

by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006

Tit Teaser

A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.

The professional Tit Teaser

A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits

Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?

A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

i’m just teasing you

A response after humorously confusing someone into believing a falsehood or a joke.

Alice: Belle you left you’re bras at my apartment. Belle: I did? I’ll go grab them. Alice: I’m just teasing you.

Belle: I can’t go on another date with Craig. He’s abusive. Alice: Give him another chance. Belle: I really freaking can’t. Alice: Relax. I’m just teasing you.

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018