Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)

"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."

by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007

Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009

Sand Toad

A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.

Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?

Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!

by ASG-KU July 29, 2010

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable February 12, 2012

French Toast Crunch

The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.

Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see

by Eric42011 October 8, 2012

Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore

Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.

by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017