Definitions by AnubisAscended

Shoulder clamp 

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

Shoulder clamp by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

While you're up 

Code words for "bring me a beer"

I was coming back from going number two, so my friends sitting on the couch watching TV were like "while you're up"

While you're up by AnubisAscended July 1, 2017

Pre-toasted 

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

Pre-toasted by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009