Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

by AnubisAscended July 02, 2009

While you're up

Code words for "bring me a beer"

I was coming back from going number two, so my friends sitting on the couch watching TV were like "while you're up"

by AnubisAscended July 01, 2017