smelch

When a guy shoots his load in the womans ass and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.

While Bill gets his load off in Fashion's ass he then jumps back there to eat it out of her bum.

by Bill Dodds December 14, 2003

free speech

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

Speech Residue

When you're talking too much and your mouth gets soggy

I'm talking so much, my mouth has Speech Residue
Gross, man.

by JigglyJumbo July 7, 2011

Spench

A hybrid of the Spanish and French languages, usually used in a joking sense between people that take French or Spanish as a class in high school.

Guy: hey don’t you take Spench
Girl: im sorry, what?
Guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? Ah forget it.

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

stelch

The act of burping while wearing a mask. A stinky belch captured and lingering in your mask. A new phenomena given the wearing of masks during COVID-19 in the year 2020 and likely 2021.

While walking with my wife, I stelched memories of my burrito lunch.

by Nedrab August 9, 2020

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

spulch

A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.

"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."

by Capnscumbone September 21, 2007