Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could also be reffered to as a beta/gamma male (compared with the alpha male).
Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.
The popular guys in school are surrounded by awestruck spenches.
The popular guys in school are surrounded by awestruck spenches.
by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023
by Gal inash January 18, 2019
Female offspring of French and Spanish parents. Incredibly gorgeous, and usually wealthy. They are very easy to manipulate. And thus is the real reason for them.
"So, how was your date?"
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."
by starcrumb January 04, 2009
Can't go out Thursday. I'll be spenching the night away on that English essay.
Lunch break was spenched when SHE came to sit at our table.
Go on! Spench all your time with him!
Lunch break was spenched when SHE came to sit at our table.
Go on! Spench all your time with him!
by For a man of his age... March 15, 2011
A hybrid of the Spanish and French languages, usually used in a joking sense between people that take French or Spanish as a class in high school.
Guy: hey don’t you take Spench
Girl: im sorry, what?
Guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? Ah forget it.
Girl: im sorry, what?
Guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? Ah forget it.
by Vinman7122 October 30, 2017
by Roddy Williams October 15, 2006
To Spend a lot or to spend much. An individual who goes out and shops until they drop. excessive behaviour
#1 To Spend a lot
JOE -- Where's Lisa?
MIKE -- She's out buying some new shoes
JOE -- Again?
MIKE -- I know she's a spench but she can't help herself
#2 Excessive behaviour
MIKE -- Gary tries to impress the ladies too much
JOE -- He bought Lara a new car
MIKE -- What a spench!
JOE -- He's a double spench actually. He bought her a new wardrobe as well.
JOE -- Where's Lisa?
MIKE -- She's out buying some new shoes
JOE -- Again?
MIKE -- I know she's a spench but she can't help herself
#2 Excessive behaviour
MIKE -- Gary tries to impress the ladies too much
JOE -- He bought Lara a new car
MIKE -- What a spench!
JOE -- He's a double spench actually. He bought her a new wardrobe as well.
by Donald MacDonald November 16, 2005