bean smasher

One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.

We have a bean squasher in the family!

by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005

smushed whoopee

Another word for gang bang

I want to have a smushed whoopee with the girls soccer team

by whatsup123456789 January 25, 2018

Granny Smasher

A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.

Chris likes his women old.

Yea, he's a Granny Smasher.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016

wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

by n8t-n February 20, 2011

shashed

Shit faced.

"Man i was soo Shashed last night."

by Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryce January 29, 2008

stashed

to put somthing away and then use it later.
like stash but to stash somthing in past tense

jack: i stashed some booze for when we go out camping
bill: sik one m8 dats pretty ill lol dat booze got well stashed

by siked November 26, 2007

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005