slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

Sluffering

A combinations of two words: Suffering (from) Lack (of sleep)

Def: Suffering from lack of sleep

Def: A word used when you got very little sleep the night before and you are now bearing the consquences of it.

history: I was sluffering one day and my cousin asked me what was wrong and in an attempt to say I was suffering from lack of sleep, I simply said "I am sluffering" without meaning to. I got quite a few laughs, but in the long run it caught on.

created in April 2006 by Bethany

k: woah, B what's wrong?...
B: I'm totally sluffering...

by Bethany Reeves May 8, 2007

slurcasim

when a drunk tries to be a dick.

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Shurf

A way to speak about the Sheriff, this dirty bastard

The Shurf put Simon in jail

by smonff May 31, 2012

skurfing

activity involving surfing on the beach with skateboard.

Dude did you see this guy skurfing?

by Nkomm January 12, 2020

Rum Slur Syndrome

A neurological disease that causes the sufferer to experience a wide variety of symptoms, similar to a very mild form of asperger's or social anxiety.

Symptoms include but are not limited to-
- Slurred speech
- Inability to finish thoughts or sentences
- Moodyness
- An uncontrollable guilty conscience
- Inability to pick up on other social queues

-Obsessive personality
Sufferers also exhibit physical symptoms
-Clumsyness
-Being easily injured
-Minor hearing or visual abnormalities
Symptoms simulate that of being constantly buzzed, or a little drunk, hence the name

Friend #1: Dude, whats wrong with (name)
Friend #2: Idk, he's been acting kind of weird lately
Friend #1:Do you think he's got rum slur syndrome?
Friend #2: Not sure, but it's kinda pissing me off.

by Ayrian Nazi Nigga January 16, 2015