ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003

pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

by Garth January 20, 2004

yowling

A loud, ulating sound

Susan yowled loudly while I was cornholing her.

by garth September 17, 2003

skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

by Garth November 21, 2004

numb drunk

Getting so drunk that you go numb.

'Yesterday I got numb drunk'

by Garth August 04, 2004

thrashed

(verb). A car that has been thrashed is one which has been raced by a boy racer. Such cars may look nice, but are fucked enginewise.

That car's nice but it's probably been thrashed.

by Garth August 04, 2004

work

The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool"
"Now lets not forget the works"

by Garth May 09, 2004