Shlomosexual

A person whose sexual deviancy is an attraction to jews or jewish deviant sexual behavior. Akin to pedophilia, transgender, homosexuality, bestiality, etc.

The congressman from New York was charged with creating and distributing child pornography and in his defense he claimed to be a Shlomosexual and should be a protected class. ~ Santi Alberto

by Boy interrupted January 6, 2025

Shlomo

A member of the Jewish faith or race that takes advantage of people and think his religion and race are the greatest when most that apart of it create problems for everyone around them.

Global homo you get it from Shlomo.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

shommo

A lovely little Boyle who always cares about others but hates his brother very much and loves to attack him and spit on him

Mum: Why do you keep spitting on your brother?
Shommo: You named me like this!

by ZH03RE January 26, 2025

Shomiriation

Shock and admiration or shocked admiration.

I stood there in shomiriation at the utter stupidity of the asshole who invented “dorktionary.”

by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025

Mark shomaker

A person that thinks urbandictionary definitions prove a conspiracy exists

That guy is a total Mark shomaker. He will believe anything.

by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021

kotone shiomi

The female protagonist for persona 3 portable, who is also a pedophile

Person I like kotone shiomi

If they are male, there're a simp
But if there're a female, keep your little brother away.

by Frybread July 4, 2024