shommo 

A lovely little Boyle who always cares about others but hates his brother very much and loves to attack him and spit on him

Mum: Why do you keep spitting on your brother?
Shommo: You named me like this!

shommo by ZH03RE January 26, 2025

shomoshaped

Slightly overweight, but not obese. Used to describe someone and is a polite way of saying "a little fat".

Guy #1: Who is Joey Garcia?

Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.

Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.

shomoshaped by Lloyd Louison May 1, 2006

Shammond 

A real ass nigga you don't wanna fuck with cause he'll kill your ass

Man that nigga Shammond crazy bruh.

Shammond by Tsukune121 April 11, 2017

Shimmo 

A Shimmo is a dominant person who has the ability to switch into SHIMMO mode whenever he pleases. A Shimmo has many skills which includes his divine basketball skills, he can sink shots from anywhere and is always a threat. A Shimmo is also good at looking over your shoulders and making you feel uncomfortable. If you ever see a Shimmo you are in the presence of true greatness

"Dude, I think there is a Shimmo near by I feel very intimidated right now..."

Shimmo by justimagine...justsittingthere May 6, 2019

Shomming 

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

Shomming by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010

shammouth 

Extreme fetid from one's mouth. Mostly due to the lack of drinking water, eating fruit and vegetable, and poor digestive system.

The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).

Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.

dude 1: what the fuck is this fuckin smell
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth

dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.

shammouth by Gloria Sam1 June 16, 2010