mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003

moustake

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

by sevenpeople December 1, 2009

momster

A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:

1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something

4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.

teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*

Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."

teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "

by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011

arabian moustache

When a man jizz's on a chicks upper lip and then arabian waterfalls (shaving ballsac hair onto their face). Then the chick waits for the jizz to dry and then she has a complete arabian moustache.

The other day my girlfriend had a cold face so i jizzed on her upper lip and then completed the arabian waterfall on her so atleast she had a little arabian moustache to keep her face warm once it dryed.

by the arabian moustache giver June 9, 2011

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

mexican moustache

A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.

Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.

by WanderingDave July 5, 2006

moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

by Neil November 15, 2004