Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.

Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007

McSweeney

The act of calling the front desk of a hotel and ordering wake up calls to multiple rooms, including the presidential suite, due to the uncertainty of where, or with whom, you might sleep.

"Gregario is going to have to McSweeney it tonight!"

by jewetta April 27, 2007

McShane

Slaggy surname

That girls surname is McShane- she must be a slag
The name probably ends in IE

by pinkjellybaby101 January 15, 2012

McSweats

Medic. More common form of the meat sweats experienced by McDonalds eaters globally. Profuse persperation experienced from excessive McDonalds "meat" eating.

Grandma always told me three to six square McDonalds meals a day, which i stuck to for three years. I began to sweat all the time especially after eating my fifth double quarter punder with cheese of the day and the Doctor diagnosed me with the McSweats.

by Jimbo January 27, 2005

McSherrystown

A town in Pennsylvania filled with Mexicans, hicks, gun owners, and Mexican gun owning hicks. With a gun store and a grocery store, the people can hold out against the government if the right to bare arms is taken away by Barack Obama. Mainly Catholic, with only Catholic schools where the children are educated on why Catholicism is better than any other religion on earth.

I got shot by a Mexican gun owning hick in McSherrystown.

I buy all my guns in McSherrystown.

by hunter1447 June 17, 2008

Fatty McSkankface

Code name for the biggest bitch on the planet. She's fat, drunk, ugly, tacky, and loud, but (in her own words) thinks she's "pretty damn hot," she's extremely rude and embarassing to people she calls her friends, but at the same time she pretends to be nice to people she really doesn't like. She's also white trash. She'll make friends with people for a week at a time trying to either fit in or appear open-minded. When they get sick of her shit, she'll completely ignore them and insult anything these people are interested in(basketball, anime, etc.). She's also a paranoid, pathological liar. She screws many many boys on the first date, without a condom, and has syphils and clamidia, along with other STDs and a very loose vagina. She's also racist and ignorant. She's also got a Fatty McFatBitch mom.
See also: Trifling, Heifer, Skank, Skankface

Fatty McSkankface got so drunk that she shat her pants.
Fatty McSkankface thinks that only straight people get AIDS.
Fatty McSkankface's secret identity is Jessica Lancaster.
Fatty McSkankFace is a cum dumpster.

by People for the Ethical Treatment of Vaginas May 21, 2008

Happy McSlappy

A troll on the internet who has deemed himself "Lord Internet". He can often be found on Facebook and Xbox live. Is known for pissing off everyone and taking pride in being an asshole.

Facebook girl: Happy McSlappy won't stop trolling my Justin Bieber Statuses!
Guy: That's because you deserve to be trolled by Lord Internet for liking Justin Bieber lol

by Awesomesauce1966 September 6, 2012