Gunted

When you are drunk beyond all repair. Game over

Mate let's get gunted tonight!!!

by VonDisco88 October 24, 2010

gunt

The part (A LARGE BUBBLE)above a womans vagina that is caused by child birth and/ or being a fatass. AKA the pump hump. Also the opposite of the male version (gick)

Honey, decorate the gunt daddys comming home!!! Damn, I couldnt get any last night, my wife's gunt was in the way!

by Old Dirty Danny May 5, 2005

Gunt

a roll of fat (on a woman) between the gut and the cunt. this roll usually hides the vagina and sometimes needs to be lifted and moved out of the way in order to have sexual intercourse. the gunt is sometimes referred to as the "peter belly" by african americans.

bill : " man, that ho's gunt was so big that i couldn't even hit that shit, i had to just roll her over and hit that anus instead.

by 0099009976 January 19, 2008

man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy

Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".

" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"

by The creator of the unknown(john) March 23, 2005

Gunky-Fox

1) A Gunky-Fox is one who does something stupid all the time and annoys you all the time. Most times it is pronounced Gon-Kay fux. Many people believe the term is made to be said in a Scottish accent but experts disagree.

2)a really annoying disgusting thing or person who is in reality very weak and cowardly

Ye Gunky-Fox get of me grass!

Jebus that jerk is being a Gunky-Fox

by Philys December 18, 2007

Gunkie

n. 1. Person not cool enough to pull off mutton chops. 2. Often applied to anyone not cool.

It doesn't matter how many fish tattoos you get, you'll always be a gunkie.

by muttonchop July 29, 2012

Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.

"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.

by 33bottles November 19, 2013