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When you are drunk beyond all repair. Game over
Mate let's get gunted tonight!!!
Gunted by VonDisco88 October 24, 2010
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to eat an object with your ass-hole, not cramming it in but by physically using your sphincter muscles to be used in the opposite way.
haha jeff! i just gunted a rubix cube!
gunted by jonny smale March 10, 2008
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Term used by alogspace /cow/ board. kiwifarms and even 4chan /pol/ to refer when someone got btfo'd or literally fucked by Ethan Ralph, also know as The Gunt.
Anon: What happened in the last days, guys?
TRSPERG: PPP's sister got GUNTED.
Weakload: Damn, for a manlet and dicklet, The Gunt really can get cheap whores, my gf will probably be Gunted too.
Gunted by berimbaurider January 1, 2022
To kick a girl in her cooch
"My girl thought pregnancy was worse than being kicked in the balls, so I gunted her"
Gunted by LordH July 5, 2014
Term used by alogspace /cow/ board. kiwifarms and even 4chan /pol/ to refer when someone got btfo'd or literally fucked by Ethan Ralph, also know as The Gunt.
Anon: What happened in the last days, guys?
TRSPERG: PPP's sister got GUNTED.
Weakload: Damn, for a manlet and dicklet, The Gunt really can get cheap whores, my gf will probably be Gunted too.
Gunted by berimbaurider January 1, 2022

Gunted Baby 

Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.
Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"
Gunted Baby by Mum&Dad2 October 7, 2009

gunned up 

To possess large arms; when one's arms are particularly large.... for instance after lifting weights. Derived from the word "guns" (or arms).
Tamara: "Nick, where have been all fukkin' day?"
Nick: "Chill out, big girl. I've been pumpin' some iron."
Tamara: "I can tell. You look all gunned up, you handsome devil."
gunned up by stockman09 August 20, 2007
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