Fridge Freezer

Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge

"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"

by Apeman December 17, 2003

Freeze Peach

A mispronunciation of "free speech" used to mock SJWs.

The fempire will censor us and take away our freeze peaches!

by Phukers October 3, 2015

freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate

Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004

freebeat

When you are accidentlly exposed to a source of pornography of sorts, and you take the incitive and beat off to it.

A: 'I fell asleep for a bit longer, then got woke up again cause next door where shagging loud.'

B: 'Did You Freebeat?'

A: 'yeah.'

by tadsite April 1, 2008

Freekend

freek-end. (free weekend); When you're in college or a 20-something and live paycheck to paycheck (or off Financial Aid checks), a freekend is the experience of having your parent(s) come visit for a weekend and pay for everything. You make reservations for those restaurants you could never afford to treat yourself too, and order the Goose martini instead of the House Red.

Thank god it's the freekend, I just used my last 20$ on laundry.

by babyburnsalot May 23, 2014

freezer tax

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.

"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "

by anonymous May 25, 2019

freeze

The opposite of a burn/roast. Used when someone makes a bad comeback.

Person 1: Your mom!
Person 2: OOHH, FREEZE!

by marioisthebest June 20, 2022