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freecalate 

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.
freecalate by dwayne May 12, 2004
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Freezolate 

To freeze to a point that Mr.Bryan says you will die. The only way to unfreezolate yourself is by eating a heaping bowl of STEWED TOMATOES.
Ms.Martin, it is so cold, you are going to freezolate. Hwy won't you hwere a jacket? "Hwen I hwas a itty bitty baby, my mama would rock me in the cradle....."
Freezolate by HoneyBadger2016-2017 February 1, 2017

fecalateral triangle 

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.
Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalate 

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit
Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.
fecalate by fracex January 24, 2007

freecalation 

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
freecalation by Dwayne May 11, 2004

Freebalatio 

The action of sucking dick and cooking crack out of the same house
Jenny from around the way does freebalatio to pay for college.
Freebalatio by Michael Thompson April 17, 2008

Fecalated 

The act of releasing your bowels on your partner during sexual intercourse
It was a orgasmic feeling as he fecalated all over his partner mid climax. The mess afterwards wasn't as enjoyable though.
Fecalated by nsfwmutt September 15, 2019
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