Faith Healer

An awful thing to name someone.

I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?

by Downstrike November 14, 2004

faith-based

A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.

'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.

Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.

by thepreacher May 9, 2006

facthole

facthole (fakt hole) NOUN. A place where information goes, never to return.

I told you a dozen times before and you forgot like you always do, you senile facthole!

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

farthritis

Acute, aching pain in the lower bowel or rectum following the discharge of a massive, guttural fart.

Andrew got no sleep last night because of a relapse of his farthritis.

by RichardMus March 20, 2013

Fath

A person who is not smart or has no common sense.

My friend is a real Fath. He does crazy stupid dares.

by Brucien January 27, 2020

faith

a slag, bestmates with someone who was innocent before they met, trouble maker, simps over boys, general crackhead, probs came here because she was told too.

bruh, you got some faith in you.
you’re a faith.

by chicken wing:) June 1, 2020

faith sanchez

Faith is the kindest person to ever walk this planet. She will bring the most joy to your life. Faith is the type of wife that will make you smile on a day-to-day basis. She will always make you happy and will always tell you how much she loves you. Faith is the type of person to bring you up even when you are at your lowest point in life. She will always be there no matter what. If you ever meet a Faith cherish her with all you have cause she will do the same to you. :))

Person 1: I met a Faith Sanchez today
Person 2: You are the luckiest man alive
Person 3: I know I am

by Sexy Face Simon April 15, 2021