The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.
Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge.
Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.
by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011
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by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011
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An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.
Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."
by barbotus April 12, 2014
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verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating
"feescen-ate" or something like that
verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating
"feescen-ate" or something like that
"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".
"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".
"how often do you fecenate"?
"pretty much everytime I take a shit".
"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".
"how often do you fecenate"?
"pretty much everytime I take a shit".
by the fecenator June 2, 2019
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by crudmonkey October 29, 2020
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He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.
by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021
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"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"
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