A channel th@ is supposed 2 make young girls & gay boys ages 5-10 look forward to being a teenager. However, they took it 2 far. They took being a teenager (th@ is appropriate 4 little kids to b able to c on TV) WAY 2 over the top. 2 b honest, I don't know any teenagers who have a secret power or is "magically" an auto-tuned pop star AND a dancer (but mostly an auto-tuned pop star). From 2007 & on, I just couldn't handle DC anymore (I have to deal with my little sister watching this everyday)! As the years have gone by, they've decided 2 use MORE autotune by A LOT!! & before, I used to admire how good of dancers they are. Not anymore. The directors of a show called Shake it Up decided DC wasn't ruined enough and decided to make their "dancers" dance like spazzy robots. And the clothes I used to find "ok" looking. Not anymore. Their clothes have gone from normal to too much glitter and neon. The jokes? Even a 7 year old could tell better jokes!!! And I guess because all the stars quit because they finally wanted a real acting job at age 25, they ran out of good looking stars! Look at Hillary Duff, and then look at Raini Rodriguez! BLECH!!
Person A: I LOVE Disney Channel!!! Do you?
Person B: GOD NO!!!
Person C: How old are you?
Person A: 15
Person B and C: How have you made it in the real world?
Person B: GOD NO!!!
Person C: How old are you?
Person A: 15
Person B and C: How have you made it in the real world?
by essme December 9, 2012
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doof a: I love Disney plus
*2 weeks later*
doof a: have you seen the mandalorian?
me: I don't really like Star Wars but I've been meaning to watch it.
doof a:wait, I thought you had Disney plus?
me: I do.
doof a: well what do you watch???
me: high school musical the musical the series!!!
doof a:ok. *blocks on everything*
*2 weeks later*
doof a: have you seen the mandalorian?
me: I don't really like Star Wars but I've been meaning to watch it.
doof a:wait, I thought you had Disney plus?
me: I do.
doof a: well what do you watch???
me: high school musical the musical the series!!!
doof a:ok. *blocks on everything*
by hsmthemusicaltheseriesfan January 8, 2020
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A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.
Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
by thebetterfriend2 February 5, 2010
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my friends sister laughs like spongebob and is 12. she has never heard of a republican or democrat and has no idea of what sex really is. she was raised on the new disney channel, whatever year shows such as the suite life of zack and cody or hannah montana. she is a Disney Channel Baby
by Z3r0s3volution May 1, 2009
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