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Disley is a village just outside stockport in north west England. It has rich parts and poor parts the poor parts are full of chavs, mugs and druggies and the rich parts are full of posh snobs. There isn't really anything to do. There are some normal people there as well
Disley is ok
disley by ?:)/£:&:&:&:£/82 May 22, 2018
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A guy who says he'll call you but never calls.

He will eat fries off the floor.
A whore on tik tok for money.
"That guys a Disley for the link down below "
" he said he was busy and he'll call back. What a Disley"
" I dropped my ice cream on floor, I'm gonna lick it up and be a total Disley.
Disley by HereForTheWords31 May 13, 2026
A guy who says he'll call you but never calls.

He will eat fries off the floor.
A whore on tik tok for money.
"That guys a Disley for the link down below "
" he said he was busy and he'll call back. What a Disley"
" I dropped my ice cream on floor, I'm gonna lick it up and be a total Disley.
Disley by HereForTheWords31 May 13, 2026

disneylandsex 

Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.
Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."
disneylandsex by jpg3 February 20, 2011

Have a Disney day! 

Basically a secret code word used by Disney employees telling the customer to either "go fuck yourself" or "fuck off".
Man, the Disney staff are the best around.. All they keep telling me is have a Disney day!
Have a Disney day! by Adolfin August 2, 2016

Disney Adult

A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Disney, including the movies and the parks. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with it that their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual "Disneybounding" and visit the theme parks at least once a year. They are obsessed with everything Disney and probably have a Mickey Mouse bumper sticker and/or tattoo. One of the most terrifyingly intense people you'll ever encounter.
That Disney Adult over there won't shut up about theme park trivia
Disney Adult by annababechase January 28, 2021
Word of the Day on April 7, 2022

Disney Story 

1- Story made for general audiences to believe that it has a happy ending, but in reality (which is hidden from them), the story actually ends in tradegy.

2- To lie to someone by making the real story seem good or happy, when in reality it´s something baaaaaaaad.
1)
Pia: You know that movie that just came out?
Rithi: Yeah, Deerfield Beach High Musical! I love it, i has such a happy ending!
Pia: No it doesn´t, in the end the guy cheats on the girl and leaves!
Rithi: But it doesn´t show.
Pia: It does at the end of the credits.
Rithi: OH! No wonder…
Pia: That´s such a Disney Story…

2)
Ian really told Raquel a Disney Story when he said he was moving to Alaska, but he actually just wanted to break up with her.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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