Z3r0s3volution's definitions

chainsaw noob

a person in gears of war or gears of war 2 who takes advantage that getting shot with a shotgun from 2inches away and then telepots to you and chainsaws you. dosnt require much skill, only knowlege to realize that stopping power only works forcertain people and pint blanks only work for the host and his team

wow. i shot this guy twice with the shogun from 3 feet away and then he slid and chainsawed me.
I FUCKING HATE CHAINSAW NOOBS

by Z3r0s3volution September 16, 2009

friends

something i dont have, like many people

i dont have friends because i dotn ahng out with anyone outside of school and i dont give a damn enough about anyone to consider them a freind and people dont like me enough to consider me a friend..

by Z3r0s3volution December 11, 2009

curry

i have heard of two kinds of curry: Indian and Jamaican
Indian curry tastes... weird. its good, but its feels slimey. my main issue: smells like shit! i cant take that strong, nasty ass smell that Guyanese/Indian (cant tell the difference even though they live only in queens)
Jamaican curry tastes much better and is not basically drunk like the Indians do it its used like bbq sauce. the best part is no revolting smell!

mmmmmmmmm curry chicken (not chicken curry)

get the fuck away from me asshole you smell like your house: curry

by Z3r0s3volution May 20, 2009

flip flops

shoes that look good on girls... who have a pedicure, nail polish, have feet that are not deformed, have feet that dont look dry and leathery, dont have skin flaking off around the toenails. looks terrible on guys because our feet, i must say, look horrible.

while im on the train, i see many females with flip flops. most of there feet make me want to gag :(

by Z3r0s3volution June 10, 2009

Disney Channel Baby

A child age 11 and up who has been raised watching "kid" shows and has been deprived of knowlege of the real world. usually acts like one would on disney channel shows (such as hannah montana). usually very immature. symptoms include being annoying, not knowing what sex is, not watching anything but disney channel usually, but may watch something else similar, thought disney channel is the worst in my opinion

my friends sister laughs like spongebob and is 12. she has never heard of a republican or democrat and has no idea of what sex really is. she was raised on the new disney channel, whatever year shows such as the suite life of zack and cody or hannah montana. she is a Disney Channel Baby

by Z3r0s3volution May 1, 2009

Drake

canadian rapper who is a great example of how going mainstream can ruin a rapper. people who say he sucks havent listen to some of his music from before 09., im not saying im a hardcvore fan, but listen to so far gone

say whats real, closer to my dreamsn, fear, and for a more recent good song, despite beign a year old, 9am in dallas, are good examples of drakes skill

by z3r0s3volution May 9, 2011

bitch

a girl who has:
a. nothing to offer a man besides looks
b. nothing to a man besides pussy
c.nothing to a man besides looks and pussy
d.nothing to offer to a man

bitches are boring to be around, stupid, and dont set themselves apart from other girls. a banal existence indeed. this is why most girls are bitches

85% of females are bitches

by z3r0s3volution May 6, 2011