cotton dick

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

by W!LL July 2, 2008

cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

by Dave May 13, 2004

catting

To be desperately in need of something.
To have "the jones."

Blud, I haven't had a cigarette since this morning. I'm catting for a fag.

by Bartleby Tidders December 28, 2005

catten

a creature which is not quite a cat but not quite a kitten anymore.

"your catten missed the litter box by a few feet."

by captain j July 16, 2006

canton, MI

the most boring place you could ever live

Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI

by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

cattin’ out

A prison term, a reference to a J-cat (a convict with a mental illness) losin’ it altogether.

He was definitely cattin’ out when he told me he was “riding that fine line between earth and lunacy.”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

fake-cation

a vacation to a city less desirable than your home.

Im going to miss the San Diego sun on my fake-cation to alaska to visit family.

by ahhskiski June 27, 2009