woof

slang term for crook

the woof took money from the bank

by bullsfan239712 November 23, 2007

woof

a dog

"is that your woof that just pissed on my Yorkie's head?"
"damnnn right it is!"

by goteamv July 11, 2008

woof woof

Woof woof is very similar to grrr as in it means whoever is on the receiving end of it is looking mighty fine. You are also very likely to get laid a lot if people say woof woof to you. It's probably best used towards men however as you dont want the woman to think you mean she is dog which is completely different

You see Johnny Lee Miller, that fit guy out of Shameless or Freddie Ljungberg looking particularly shaggable simply say without the addition of any other words......
Woof woof!
......a deep dirty laugh to follow can add to the impact

by Sue Sutherland January 18, 2005

woof woof

The sound a dog makes.

Dog: "Woof woof!"

by Anonymous938743 November 08, 2014

woof woof

An expression of negativity. An exclaimation of disapproval of the current situation at hand.

Forgot to take my birth control for two days. woof woof.

Dude I have to work this weekend, can't go to dayglow woof woof.

by eillomz May 12, 2011

woof woof

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.

My girlfriend asked me to woof woof. It was demeaning. She laughed.

by godemmitiwannabeballs. July 24, 2010

woof woof

An act of sexual intercourse, that resembles that of dogs do it; also known as doggy.

"I had my first woof woof this weekend."

by the quad May 04, 2006