witty 

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

witty by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Witty titties 

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.

-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."

Witty titties by Wittietittie February 12, 2015

watsyndrome 

The hereditary disease passed down the line of the Watson clan. Those with Watsyndrome have a severe mix of down syndrome, cerebral palsy and anorexia.

Aww fuck, JP just fucked a Watsyndrome!

watsyndrome by KailyJenner August 18, 2017

Battle of the Wits 

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".

John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)

Battle of the Wits by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011

Wits 

To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.

Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.

Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.

Wits by Zure the Dark Being April 16, 2013

witty 

is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation

Robert is hilarious with his witty comments.

witty by Gerard Irick July 28, 2009

Wittyastic 

An adjective describing one who is humorous using both wit and sarcasm. They are both witty and sarcastic in their statement.

A man is wittyastic in his response to a question:

Girl: "Are you sure you're not gay?"

Guy: "I'm sure."

Girl: "Positive?"

Guy: "As a proton."

Wittyastic by Hanukkah Monica Veronica June 4, 2011