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Wankerpediac

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A Wankerpediac is a person on Wikipedia, who despite not knowing their own definitions, enjoys deleting every artcile they come across. Not unlike the Pyromaniac, they more than likely sit back and masterbate after watching their glorious work take place. Which is probably a healthy action since they are such sexually repressed geeks.
those Wankerpediacs erased my article on Anna Nicole Simpson's breasts again. Damn geeks!
by John The Kook August 30, 2009
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wankpreneur

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Wankers who loosely call themselves entrepreneurs. The poor mans wall street wanker.

Someone who started their business 2 hours ago and is already calling themselves a successful entrepreneur. Adding to the deluge of wankers already doing this for their own self gratification.
"Entrepreneur": "My life coaching business is going incredibly. I almost have my first client. #entrepreneur"

"Entrepreneurs" victim: "Who is this wankpreneur?"
by 30g November 21, 2019
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Wasted Wankertunnity

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Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
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Dog Wankerer

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Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021
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wankerland

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Place where all hipsters can go and live
Fuck off back to Wankerland
by dangerdar June 7, 2011
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A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.
Dodge, you are a wankercunt!
by Morph February 20, 2005
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Wankered

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I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong
by cappy May 23, 2003
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