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Venture Brothers

a show on adult swim about two absent-minded boys, hank and dean venture. they are the sons of doctor thaddeus venture, a failed scientist who hates his life. dr. venture spends most of his time dealing with his annoying archnemesis, the monarch, who is obsessed with monarch butterflies. the two venture brothers tend to get inadvertently get wrapped up in some plot involving "super-science" and the like.
"go team venture!" -hank and dean
by d-shadow January 19, 2005
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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Ventrilofist

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011
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Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.
Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.
by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
-Brock Samson
What is a "Rusty Venture" from Operation P.R.O.M.
by natecurrie November 24, 2010
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Dr. Venture

1. Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. a world-renowned Super-Scientist, a truly great man
2. Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture, Son of Jonas Venture Sr. and heir to the Venture empire, constantly lives in his father's shadow and is a second rate scientist
3. Jonas Venture Jr. Rusty's twin brother who was absorbed by Rusty in the womb, who later escaped to begin his own career in Super-Science, noticeably deformed
1. That Dr. Venture is a genious!
2. Dr. Venture is such a loser.
3. Shaking hands with Dr. Venture is like shaking hands with a chicken dinner.
by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
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Ace Ventura

When someone farts in the car and the smell forces the driver to drive with his head out the window.
man you should have smelt this ace ventura john did last night.
by Vampyre January 24, 2004
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