Ventrilofist 

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist

I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!

Ventrilofist by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011

Ventrilofist 

A person who fists his or her partner right up to the throat like a ventriloquist operates his or her dummy

Hi baby, can I ventrilofist you?

Ventrilofist by Yorgosfqr June 6, 2018

Ventriloquist Teeth 

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

Ventriloquist Teeth by High AF September 27, 2015

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

Ventriloquist Discharge by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

butt ventriloquist 

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."

butt ventriloquist by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006

fart ventriloquist 

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

fart ventriloquist by The Supporter May 20, 2007

Ventrilojism 

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.

Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.

Ventrilojism by Didlme December 30, 2021