Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006

Tasted

being intoxicated and under the influence

at the party I got tasted.

I need a taste aka I need a drink

by Potsuckah December 31, 2017

E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."

by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011

tarted

What you are before you're retarted.

First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!

by J.mitch May 8, 2008

Twated

Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)

Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated

by Clay Adams May 6, 2009

taited

Where teaching becomes so bad you have to learn everything before the exam yourself.

John: oh I cannot remember anything from my computer class.
James: you got taited.

by boobapotomus May 30, 2010

Tawned

To fuck or mess something up really badly

I can believe I lost fiffa 10-0 again....i really tawned it, or she fell over - she tawned it

by JonnySaville February 25, 2015