Syphilis

A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.

I didn't use a condom when I had sex with that whore and now I have tertiary syphilis, which is making me CRAZY! This is some bad news for my poor wang.

by me oh my December 28, 2005

syphilletic

something that is infected with syphilis and is puss fucked

that is the most syphilletic puss fucked excuse i have ever heard

by dil the do banger March 30, 2008

Syphiladelphia

A house, town, or shelter full of people with syphilis. First seen on shameless s11 e9

Dude 1: Yo wanna go to Fiona’s house?
Dude 2: Nah that’s syphiladelphia.

by Fifxo April 7, 2021

Syphixz

EXTREMELY hot and underrated, a Syphixz is the greatest 1.9+ PvPer of all time.

Wow, isnt Syphixz so exceeding at life?

by Madlogg April 10, 2022

Horse Dick Syphilis

(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.

(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.

(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.

(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019

Syphilpee

When a person with syphilis decides to urinate on an object that will make contact with a person or directly on a person in hopes of transferring their disease. Little do they know that they cannot spread their beautiful burn in that manner. However, this knowledge does little to make the victim any more comfortable with the situation.

Alfred goes to Chuck E. Cheese's every Thursday and syphilpees all over the place. Ball Pit, slides, pizza, Lil' Ralphie, nothing is safe from his urinary wrath.

by The Blah June 11, 2006

syphilis

1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade

1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom

by wrong or right? April 20, 2007