Stoonker

Pig ugly Person

You love are a stoonker- did you see her last night she's a proper stoonker

by VikSteve November 5, 2014

stoonk

The act of stealing something from someone else.

Oi quick, when the teacher's not looking, we'll stoonk a beer.

by sploogeycunt October 22, 2017

Soon™

"It could happen really soon or perhaps far off, Definitely not forgotten, Maybe a long while away, But certainly immediately, Not right now though but later, Not too much later but maybe."

Half Life 3 will be released Soon™

by Naigaru November 17, 2017

STOONAD/STUNAD

stupid, out of one's mind

You wanna challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckled round of fisticuffs? Whaddaya, fuckin stoonad?

by weave November 8, 2003

stront

a monster of a person; an ugly, malformed or mutated person circa 2000AD's Strontium Dogs.

1. I don't know what Kater Moss sees in Pete - he's a right ugly little stront

2. No you can't have my cell number, you stront.

by chris firth August 21, 2006

stoonch

a foul smelling vagina

I could smell that girls stoonch from the other side of the classroom.

by lil franco May 6, 2006

stootfish

an unaware ugly girl that an attractive girl hangs out with to look better by comparison.

Yo, you see that hot blonde over there?

whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.

by Jack mellon farming Calloway March 3, 2005