Spetsnoozie

Replacement for Spetsnaz, cooler way to say it.

Jon: LETS PLAY SOME CALL OF DUTY! Okay what team am I on.. YESH! SPETSNOOZIE!
Albert: Spetsnaz suck..
Jon: FUCK YOU, BRITISH PRICK!

by Some kid that was playing CoD4 January 23, 2010

Spaetzle

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.

by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

smret

Smret is the hottest/prettiest person on Earth. She has a humungous booty and her hair is really curly/healthy. She’s the best person you could ever meet. She’s not like Ishwari and Adrian. In fact she’s the complete opposite

Gosh I wanna be a smret

by Fine !! May 8, 2019

Skrettin

A Skrettin is someone who is an absolute low life rodent who is worthless in every way, to the point where a flea would be of more use to the world.

"You sneaky little skrettin"

"Ben? He's a skrettin"

by Super_Skrettin December 31, 2019

Speters

someone so don, his only enemy is chuck norris

girl 1: ive had the best orgasm ever!!
girl 2: was it over speters?
girl 1: actually no, it was over NEW7ON, but speters is still don

by kanye-west's-inspiration June 13, 2009

saret

a hot gurl
a fine gurl

i saw a saret today she wuz wearing some nice things.

by imslaker April 25, 2006